rules

1. Go big or go home
2. Don’t get caught with bad stuff
3. When the cops come I didn’t do it
4. When moms pissed everybody suffers
5. Don’t eat dog treats
6. Don’t touch a fat mans cake
7. Don’t lie if it doesn’t help you
8. Don’t snitch on me or ill come for you
9. Always put the toilet seat down
10. I don’t live by rules

My number 1 rule that I live by is go big or go home and that means to like give it your all or don’t bother doing it. I use this rule mostly when I play sports. I don’t like it when I am trying to do good at a sport and then there are the other people on the team that are not even trying. I was taught this by my dad who was a major sports fan so he really believed in this rule.
My number 2 rule is don’t get caught with bad stuff for obvious reasons. One of them is so that you don’t get in trouble with your parents. Another reason is cause it is just bad for you and you could get in a lot of trouble.
My number 3 rule is when the cops come I didn’t do it. I put this one down cause first of all it’s bad. And another reason is cause it could get me out of trouble by saying that I didn’t do it.
My number 4 rule is when mom is pissed everybody suffers. I think that this rule probably goes for almost every family out there. And I think this rule is true because nobody is happy or even in a good mood when mom is pissed. If you don’t believe me then just try it.
My number 5 rule is when mom is pissed everybody suffers. I think that this go for like everybody out there cause trust me when moms not happy nobody is. I had to learn this rule by myself. The hard way. This rule is a big 1 that I live by.
My number 6 rule is don’t touch a fat mans cake. This is a rule but it’s more of a like expression as in like don’t touch something that is very important to somebody if you don’t ask. This applies to most families and home.
My number 7 rule is don’t lie if it doesn’t help you. This is not really a rule but it is a good way to get out of trouble and most people do this anyway. But if it does help you I’m not saying to do that but if there is a time in need you should do it.
My number 8 rules is don’t snitch on me or ill come for you. This rule again probably goes for most people because I think that this is any important one cause I really hate it and I think most people hate it when people snitch on them and especially if it get you in trouble.
My number 9 rule is always put the toilet seat down. This is a good rule to live b if you’re a dude cause if you don’t put the seat down you will most likely get yelled at by the women in the house. This is a good one if you’re a dude but if you’re not then this doesn’t really apply to you.
My number 10 rule is I don’t live by rules. This rule pretty much explains itself. I don’t live by rules.

football

Football
I am going to talk about my favorite sport. Football. I love everything about it. I like all of the running and hitting and catching and I just like the physical challenge. I like playing the defensive end and tight end. I played this year but I really didn’t play much but my goal this year is to work really hard and try my hardest to make the starting line and get some more playing time but I know that I am going to have to work really hard to be able to do that. When I first started football I wanted to play wide receiver but the coach told me to go play on the line. So when I went there they put me as tight end on offense and defensive end on defense. For those of you that don’t know a tight end plays on the end of the offensive line and blocks and sometimes there are plays where they run out for a pass. A defensive end plays at the end of the defensive line and their job is to make sure that nobody gets outside of them. The defensive end also get a lot of sacks and for those of you who don’t know what a sack is it is when a player that is playing defense tackles the other teams quarterback for a loss of yards. When I play next year I hope that we have a better record than we had this year because our freshmen record was horrible. It was 0-1-8. I just hope that next year we actually win a game and do a lot better. Football is a very fun sport if you know what your doing I love the game of football and that why I chose to right about it. I love football!

food bill

Total 73.69 * 2.5= 184.225
I learned that it costs a lot of money to get just some of the foods that I like. If I had to I would cut down on some meat and fruits and vegetables. I am actually really surprised that food costs so much. But 1 good thing Is that I wont be getting all of this food at 1 time it will be over a period of time like a few days or a week or somthing like that

my car

My car is a 2002 dodge Durango. One of the reasons why I want it is because when I was younger my dad had one and I loved it. Another reason I like it is because it is a very nice car that is not even that expensive. The car is 11,950$.
Air Conditioning
Climate Control
Dual Zone Climate Control
Cruise Control
Tinted Windows
Power Steering
Power Windows
Power Door Locks
Power Mirrors
Power Drivers Seat
Roof Rack
Rear Air Conditioning
Clock
Tachometer
Tilt Steering Wheel
Driver Airbag
Passenger Airbag
Keyless Entry
Security System
ABS Brakes
Traction Control
Rear Defogger
Fog Lights
Intermittent Wipers
AM/FM
CD Player
16 inch Alloy Wheels
Cloth Interior Surface
Four Wheel Drive
Full Size Spare Tire / Fold Down 2nd & 3rd Row Seating / 7 Passenger Seating / Roof Rack w-Crossbars / Map-Courtesy Lights / Day-Night Rearview Mirror Switch / Front & Rear Door Storage Pockets / 12MPG CITY - 16 MPG HWY Running Boards
Third Seat
Rear Wipers
Center Arm Rest
Cup Holders
Vanity Mirrors
Center Console
Body Side Moldings
Child Proof Door Locks
Head-Protection System
12v Power Outlet
Overhead Console
Compass And Temperature Display
Compass And Temperature Display

Dear Santa
Most of the time I have been naughty but I have also been nice. Like for example for a time I have been nice I have cut peoples grass for them and only charge 20 bucks. Another time I have been nice bagged my own food from the store and then I braught it all the way in the house all by my self and then I got paid by my mom and shes not very nice all the time to. A time I was not nice was when me and my cousin went up in a tree with a couple of buckets of water balloons and when a car went past we would throw the balloons at it and scare the driver and then they would get out and they didn’t know where it came from and sometimes when like walkers or joggers went by we would throw balloons at those people to. Another time when I was not nice I took some of those snapper thing that you throw at the ground and go pop really loud well in took some and when my mom was in a small room I threw them at her and scared her really bad and it was so funny I almost peed my pants but not really and there she got mad at me for the rest of the day. Another time i was not nice is when my friend slept over I would take the smoke alarm and when he was sleeping at like 5 in the morning I took the smoke alarm and put it right next to his ear and made it go off and he was really mad so he chased me around the house and then got mad haha. Another time when I was not nice was when my cousin was going off a bike jump when he was in the air I took his paintball gun and shot him like 4 times when he was in the air so that he would fall off and It worked and my aunt wasn’t to happy with me but oh well. Well I cant really thing off many more times I have been nice and I don’t really want to go on and on and on about stuff that I did that was bad so y aim gonna stop before this gets me in trouble with somebody.

my chistmas break

Over my break I was supposed to go on vacation to my farm up north but now I really can’t because first of all I have wrestling practice all throughout the break which I think is pretty stupid because people go on vacation over break and if we don’t go to practice then we will get in trouble with the coach and then you probably wont wrestle. Another reason why we cant go on vacation is cause I just recently broke my collar bone so if I do go I cant do anything up there so there is no point in going now. So I’m not really sure what I will be doing over break. I will probably just hang out with my friends and like go to the movies and stuff like that. I will probably end up going Christmas shopping cause I haven’t gone shopping yet. The only problem with that is that I have no money to go shopping so I will have to like go with my grandma or something. I hope that I have been good this year cause I want presents. Who doesn’t. On Christmas day I will probably go to my uncles house to see him and my cousin cause that what we do every year. Normally we open presents first thing in the morning and then we just try and figure out how our new stuff works and then we go to my cousins house then we get a few things from them and then we make a huge Christmas dinner and eat the whole thing then we just like play games and play with our new things and then by that time its usually like 10 at night and we are all tired and then we just go home and go to bed so all and all its one of the best days ever.

new house

My house that i want to live in is in riverside california. It is a nice aprtment that is fairly cheap. It is a 1 bedroom 1 bathroom and is 636sq. ft. It costs 750$ to 799$ a month. I will probbably be living by myself but if i dont then i will be living with a friend and if that happens then he or she will also help with the bill. I think that it will be nice to get out of my moms house and go live on my own cause it will teach me life lessons and it will teach me to be a man and it will teach me responsiblitity